I am the one known as Kristen, keeper of the thwapstick of doom.  The  nonexistent government conspiracy known as Delaware is my home; school is Dartmouth College in New Hampshire.  I major in linguistics, which means that I write papers about vowel harmony instead of doing actual work.  I'm 19 and have the dubious distinction of working for YGS for the majority of my teenaged life-since I was 15, if you want to know.

I write plays and a column for a gay newspaper and I spend my free time with or pining for my girlfriend Jen. I also keep hermit crabs
as pets, speak French, and am a fraternity brother.  Seriously.

Questions, comments, threats, and complaints can be directed to the email listed below.

-- Kristen R. Foery
Owner- YOUTH Lists
e-mail: kristen@youth-guard.org